Our tale begins in a very small and very stinky village. We open upon a son named Luke, with his loving father, working diligently in the fields. They appear to be simple people living simple lives. For the son, quite possibly too simple. Luke was certainly dreaming of a grander life… a hero’s life! One in which he would slay vicious monsters and save noble (and not so noble) maidens. He imagine glory, extravagant libations and legendary blades strapped to his belt. To his great surprise, his dream came true…